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School

A building that resembles hell full of fake hoes that try to test us. The place where teachers think all is well when really EVERYTHING IS A BIG FAT FUCKING OOF. You go class to class for 7 hours w/ teachers boring you out of our MINDS shoving worksheets up our ass and to top it all off we go home with 2 HoUrS oF hOmEwOrK. School makes me want to jump off a god damn cliff and choke someone lmao. Not to mention the lunch food taste like shit and probably still has living cells in it. Over my years I've found bones in mashed potatoes, wet chicken patty's, wood in my pasta and much more. Oh and you can't POSSIBLY forget- {the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell}
If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice your lying
by Hooahyesyesyes December 4, 2018
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school

mom- "are you ready to go to school yet?" me-" do i have to go to hell today?"
by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017
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School

School doesn't mean 'school'. It means 'six cruel hours of life'.
School isn't fun
by CR7_thegoat7 September 19, 2023
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School

A place of horror and regret. As once Winnie said in Hocus Pocus "A prison for children" and she is not wrong. School is a place where you go every morning crying and waking up super late.
I hate this house it's just like school!
by Abbi Martin September 7, 2017
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School

The exact opposite of what true education is. It's a prison where we spend about 12 years of our lives learning some half-hazard jumble of fables, parables and song lyrics that we will never need nor use.
It is clear that many of the authorities behind the education system often need an education themselves before they could ever be trusted.
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
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school

it means, the "thing" the edgy kid in the back of class wants to do. also might be listening to murder on my mind or pump up kicks. (also more reason school sucks)
by edgystuff July 13, 2019
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