Oyster

When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

by weFew September 09, 2020

squirt the oyster

Woman going for a piss

I have to go squirt the oyster

by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021

Pink Oyster

A pink vagina.

Vivian sure loved getting her pink oyster eaten by her new girlfriend Maddy.

by Krashito June 24, 2021

parramatta oyster

Noun

A two day old steamed dim sum.

“I found a bunch of Parramatta oysters at the back of the fridge.”

by onelargecrab December 10, 2024

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 23, 2021

Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 06, 2020