top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.

I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.

by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005

zz top

The greatest southern rock band ever.

ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood

by shanediesel October 8, 2005

zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

top drawer

above comparison

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.

by Geoff June 4, 2003

Tuesday Tops

Expression derives from the concept of "Tits Out Tuesday" which is an Australian tradition in many office enviroments where the women try to out do each other by wearing blouses whose primary design function is to display as much cleavage as humanly possible whilst maintaning some pretense of an attempt to adhere to their office's Code of Conduct policies.

'Holy fuck! Check that out... it must be Tuesday!"

"I'm going shopping for some Tuesday Tops today... do you wanna come?'

by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009

Top Wing

Four different kind of birds teaming up to save other birds living on the island. (which they call home) What a classic.

Baby: I luvvv Top Wing!!111!

Teenager: Why must I babysit you?!

Mom: BABYSIT HIM/HER!

Teenager: Fine....UGHHHH!!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 16, 2021