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John

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.
My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!
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John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵
John: #hot af # awesome #probably has a big dick
# strong andAthletic 💪 #caring #really caring
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The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.
Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair
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That idea is so John
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Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive
Your being such a john
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Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.
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An asian boy who goes to the murphy and who likes shie.
“john is mines

shie said.
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