Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 2, 2016

Feeling Magenta

A term coined by Blanche Devereaux from the sitcom The Golden Girls. She describes it as so many negative emotions trampling each other that it's hard to know what exactly you're feeling. You're not entirely sad, so not blue. You're not entirely jealous, so not green. You're not entirely afraid, so not yellow. And you're not entirely angry, so not red. It's a mix of all of them, and some can be more present than others. Blanche used magenta to describe a feeling she hates because she dislikes the color magenta.

Dorothy: I was feeling jealous and lonely and God knows what else.
Blanche: Magenta.
Dorothy: Excuse me?
Blanche: Feeling magenta. That's what I call it when I get that way. All kinds of feelings tumbling all over themselves. I hate that feeling! I just hate it! And I hate the color magenta. That's why I named it that.

by countbessie February 28, 2023

Feelings Boner

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is cute and affectionate it gives your feelings a boner.

Oh my god Mikayla, you are so cute. You just gave me a feelings boner.

by Babelyloo May 16, 2019

The Cold Feeling

The feeling you get when your arm hair raises, your skin feels cold and you insides feel hot, followed by painful diarrhea/bowel movement, sometimes hot.

"Ohh God! I have the Cold Feeling, and I have to use the bathroom"

by ActuallyVenus March 18, 2017

ho feelings

Resembling feminine characteristics and actions by a male. Female emotions demonstrated by a man.

He broke up with his girl cheating now he's having ho feelings.

by Before4 May 1, 2018

Above the feels

The emotion so special it exceeds “the feels”

I never thought it could happen but Kayla had me above the feels

by BoyceAve September 16, 2019

puffy feelings

A feeling that you can't put into words or can't express properly so they just float in your mind and make you feel puffy.
Usually can be aggressive for no particular reason or a weird, out-of-place feeling.

Person 1: Hey are they okay?
Person 2: Yeah, they're just experiencing puffy feelings again.
Person 1: Ohh.. We should leave them alone for now then

by CyberZero May 1, 2022