swedish fish net

Farting while under a blanket, letting the fart penetrate the blanket, and then throwing the blanket onto another.

"So he was watching TV and I gave him the swedish fish net out of nowhere"

by maksym June 15, 2009

Fish net pantyhose

Pantyhose made out of fish net.
makes a woman totally hot and you want to fuck her.when she's wearing nothing else a good way to show off her prime pussy.

Kathy's really hot in those fish net pantyhose.

by Deep blue 2012 November 6, 2009

slip through the net

(v.) To avoid capture and punishment.


See also off the grid

Paedophiles and rapists slip through the net and become teachers.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

Empty Net Syndrome

When your friends that are normally online to help you chat your way through your work day decide to go on vacation or get jobs where they can't be online anymore. Similar to empty nest, you feel very alone!

Chrisy: I'm going to New York for the week.
Kim: Oh i got a new job. I start today, so I wont be online anymore during work hours.
Jen: Screw you guys, I'm going to have a serious case of Empty Net Syndrome. :-(

by jenbertoni March 19, 2009

white net crawl

the release of all emotion, stress and every part of your soul through music. almost orgasmic

I have had such a stressful week. I think I'm going to turn up my radio and do the white net crawl, all weekend long.

by J. Karai August 14, 2009

South Carolina shrimp net

The act of stretching your foreskin around other mans testical and yelling “Hey Bo!”

I was watching forest gump with billy and gave him a South Carolina shrimp net under the blanket.

by Rhev1 June 24, 2021

Cyber Vixen / Net vixen

A beautiful, sexy woman, who uses her powers to entice the love she wants through the internet

She was too shy to get his attention in person, but she knew she had something he wanted, she decided to be a cyber vixen / net vixen and sent him an email and a flirty pic.

A net ho shows their boobies on web cam to any tom dick or sam ... a net vixen shows the one she wants what they missin

by Fly as U'll neva be... March 5, 2010