Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

Midnight Stunner

(noun) a person that blows your mind via random acts of freestylin', gratuitous sexual acts and/or references, and outlandish egocentric behavior

1. Homeboy's straight finger-blasting that chick in the club, that dude's a midnight stunner, son.

2. The young man purchased three bottles at the club & poured them all over the establishment's couch; that's midnight stunner shit

by midnightstunner314 February 17, 2010

midnight rimjob

The sexual act of eating ass when it is covered in shit.

Lmao! Shitmouth over there gave a midnight rimjob!

by Notorious Incognito September 14, 2017

midnight rush

When you cum in a girl at midnight

I midnight rushed that girl

by DickSuckers July 8, 2016

midnight trigger

A sexy lesbian stripper who makes every girl fall in love with her and want to bang her.

Hey, did you see Midnight trigger. Oh, all I want to do is tap that!

by Lesbolover April 14, 2015

midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023