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Melt

A 'Melt' is a term used to describe someone who is often clumsy, or silly. A 'melt' is a special kind of 'doofus' (but not completely stupid, as that would be rather mean).
Ryan: Eshara, what number are you on now?
Eshara: You don't have my number saved? Gosh, Ryan, you are such a melt.
Ryan: What does that mean?
Eshara: It means you are a special kind of doofus.

Ryan: Oh I see. You are so wise Eshara.
by BubbyPingu November 11, 2022
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Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.
Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!
by Dave 999 September 17, 2020
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Melt

A man/woman that cannot stand up for themselves and does not know how to use their fucking brain🧠.
Dave was squarein up to nathan but Nathan is such a 'melt' he dint even do shit.
by Follow@comedy.memes.central IG November 15, 2018
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Tuna Melt

1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.
"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"

"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"
by El-Gee July 30, 2017
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melt

getting high from drugs which produce a calming or euphoric high (typically drugs like opioids or benzodiazepines)
by oxy2022 June 9, 2022
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Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.
Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010
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