Joseph Lombardi

A hot guy with curly hair and freckles wannabe mountainbiker and has no rizz and is a suicide boy meatrider

Joseph Lombardi gets shit on by his friends

by fartlicker67 January 14, 2024

monique lombardo

A two-faced lier, and a thief. She has several different personalities, likes to play head games. She will be rud to you till you leave so she can fuck a guy she just met. When he runs off she back texting you again and talking to you like nothing ever happened.

My girl just started treating me badly for no reason till i finally left.

Sounds like you got monique lombardo.

by Tookalotofshit November 30, 2024

L5 Lumbar

The L5 Lumbar vertebra is the lowest and largest of the lumbar vertebrae, for this reason it is used interchangeably with the word ASS. If you can't say curse words on certain platforms, this is a delightfully stupid substitute

"Tyrone grabbed her by dat L5 Lumbar"

"I got my L5 Lumbar stolen in an outhouse"

by Sir_marks-a-lot August 27, 2025

Rahmat for Lambak

A phrase used to pray for rain or during rain in Lambak, an area in Brunei. It can also be used when expecting or wishing for floods to occur Lambak.

Person 1: Ahh it's raining again. We've been getting lots of rain in Lambak lately.
Person 2: RAHMAT FOR LAMBAK!!!!
Person 1: BRO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!? QUICK GET TO SAFETY THE FLOOD IS COMING!!!

by Blue Mountain King August 31, 2025