Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

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Kenned

When a normal person slowly converts into a low life incel due to playing any grinding game (i.e Call Of Duty, Overwatch, Cookie Clicker, World Of Warcraft, ect.) By anyone named Kenny.

Yeah my boyfriend got kenned last night with overwatch, I think it's time that I should leave him.

by D-1FriendHater March 29, 2025

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Ken Wizenshit

Ken Wizenshit: When you go to the bathroom and are standing at the urinal taking a leak and something from down under hits you in the gut and you have to go number 2 immediately.

Whizzing in the urinal after a night of drinking and you go to fart but realize you should have really went to the stall. Ken Wizenshit

by Calecorn March 22, 2023

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Ken Doll Cold

So cold your manhood is non-existent

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!

by Spookm14 June 27, 2019

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Ken

The male equivalent of a Karen: One who is slightly inconvenienced by the most minor thing and must make it as big of a problem for others as it is for him

While the surveyors were working, Ken said "this is private property, please leave" before calling the police anyway.

by willheim March 2, 2021

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