Me: Oh god you’re taking the kids again Karen, don’t you think it’s getting a bit old tho?
Karen: THAT IS EXTREMELY RUDE THREATENING TO TAKE THE KIDS 156 TIMES IS NOT TO MUCH!!!! I MUST SPEAK TO THE MANAGER THIS INSTANT AND NO I WILL NOT WEAR A MASK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL WHOEVER I COUGH ON!
Karen: THAT IS EXTREMELY RUDE THREATENING TO TAKE THE KIDS 156 TIMES IS NOT TO MUCH!!!! I MUST SPEAK TO THE MANAGER THIS INSTANT AND NO I WILL NOT WEAR A MASK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL WHOEVER I COUGH ON!
Karen: doesn’t wear a mask because she doesn’t want to and what she says goes
Literally everyone in the universe: KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN
Literally everyone in the universe: KAREN KAREN KAREN KAREN
by OmiowaOSHUNDEU August 9, 2020
Get the Karenmug. She is the fat office lady Who tells everyone to go away from the front of the office she’s not nice if you meet a Karen avoid her at all costs! A nice one and you’ll find that most time she’ll be thicc and have the karen hair cut! Is big nosed and has a fat belly stay away from her avoid at all costs she is like a bomb
by The real dictionary 😤 June 27, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A Karen is a very stupid human being that has a bowl haircut and that hurts you phisycly and mentally. For exemple thatveganteacher is a Karen that wants to decide everybodys life.
“Look at that Karen”
by Depressedwoman September 27, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A Karen is a type of person who will just piss you off. She took the kids away after you divorced because you didn’t put the toilet seat down or something stupid like that.
She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice
When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice
When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
by J.C.N January 12, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A self-righteous, petty and entitled overgrown child who can’t handle minor inconveniences caused by other people’s solutions for their needs. Typically a white middle aged woman with pink yoga pants and Walmart running shoes.
1. Karen threatens to sue the police officer for escorting her out of a store after she refused to leave for not wearing a mask during a pandemic...disregarding the safety of those at risk of covid, because the mask made her uncomfortable
2. Karen refuses to leave a public park after the city closed it down to follow social distancing measures, because she “has the right to let her kids play at a public park when she wants”
3. Karen asks for the manager at McDonald’s and threatens to sue, because she slipped on wet floor next to a “caution: wet floor” sign. She claims that she didn’t see the sign because it wasn’t colorful enough and thus the employees should pay for her bruised leg.
4. There has likely never been a single instance in Karen’s life when she has viewed her behaviour from the eyes of other people. She lacks the capacity for empathy and self reflection, and is incapable of listening to reason.
2. Karen refuses to leave a public park after the city closed it down to follow social distancing measures, because she “has the right to let her kids play at a public park when she wants”
3. Karen asks for the manager at McDonald’s and threatens to sue, because she slipped on wet floor next to a “caution: wet floor” sign. She claims that she didn’t see the sign because it wasn’t colorful enough and thus the employees should pay for her bruised leg.
4. There has likely never been a single instance in Karen’s life when she has viewed her behaviour from the eyes of other people. She lacks the capacity for empathy and self reflection, and is incapable of listening to reason.
by lol it’s November 19, 2020
Get the Karenmug. The universal term for a fake as a three dollar bill, annoying, selfie-seeking, gum-chewing, world-revolves-around-her, flippant, humble-bragging, insincere, self-appointed, fake-smiling, bossy, manipulative, social-climbing, machine-gunnin', spoiled, shrill, gold-digging, socialite who would sooner chew off her own right foot than do an honest day's work, eye-rollin', Hillary-voting, condescending, completely self-absorbed, fake-tanning, attention-whoring, hyper-social, Entitled, obnoxious, scamming, superficial, HOA-bully-ing, insincere, know-it-all, snobbish, people-abusing, McMansion-living, teeth-whitenin', back-stabbing, divorce-seekin', custody-stealing, bitching, luxury-SUV-driving, shit-talking, short hairdo sportin', acrylics-wearing, limp-wristing, parking-spot stealing, snarky, speak-to-manager-demanding, tiger-momming, disingenuous, spandex-wearing, trend-following, oxygen-thieving, annoying-as-hell, unrealistic, fashion-slaving, sociopathic, selfie-obsessed bitch.
The lone handicap parking spot was taken by Karen at the drycleaners because she had a meeting to run to in 20 minutes and REALLY needed to change into the fresh pressed skirt.
by Quadrivium April 29, 2019
Get the Karenmug. by seanyboy_on_urdi December 26, 2018
Get the Karenmug.