Quadrivium's definitions

Karen

The universal term for a fake as a three dollar bill, annoying, selfie-seeking, gum-chewing, world-revolves-around-her, flippant, humble-bragging, insincere, self-appointed, fake-smiling, bossy, manipulative, social-climbing, machine-gunnin', spoiled, shrill, gold-digging, socialite who would sooner chew off her own right foot than do an honest day's work, eye-rollin', Hillary-voting, condescending, completely self-absorbed, fake-tanning, attention-whoring, hyper-social, Entitled, obnoxious, scamming, superficial, HOA-bully-ing, insincere, know-it-all, snobbish, people-abusing, McMansion-living, teeth-whitenin', back-stabbing, divorce-seekin', custody-stealing, bitching, luxury-SUV-driving, shit-talking, short hairdo sportin', acrylics-wearing, limp-wristing, parking-spot stealing, snarky, speak-to-manager-demanding, tiger-momming, disingenuous, spandex-wearing, trend-following, oxygen-thieving, annoying-as-hell, unrealistic, fashion-slaving, sociopathic, selfie-obsessed bitch.

The lone handicap parking spot was taken by Karen at the drycleaners because she had a meeting to run to in 20 minutes and REALLY needed to change into the fresh pressed skirt.

by Quadrivium April 29, 2019