Jonah

actual garbage. booty cheeks. honestly probably a racist. don’t go near jonah.

“hey did you hear jonah said the n-word?”

“yeah let’s go jump him”

by stupidfruitybitch February 15, 2022

Jonah

Jonah's suck ass. They remind you of pesky little flies that hang around piles of shit and won't leave you the f*** alone.

"Jonah, please shut the f*** up."
"Don't be a Jonah and get the f*** out of my face."

by bbbbbbb7 May 26, 2022

Mew Suppasit Jongcheveevat ☀️

The most Handsome, Hot and Sweet Person in this world💖 who has the hearts of all the girls🙈 . The Sun ☀️ , The King 👑 . Please let me be his Queen 👸👑.

I love you!

Oops, Sry i love Mew Suppasit Jongcheveevat ☀️

by Pooja_suppasit💖 November 22, 2021

Jonah

Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends

Jonah has no friends

by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017

Jonah

The most saltiest man you will ever know. When you talk to your lips go crusty dry and your throat hole goes dry and you get dehydrated cause his salt levels are soooo high they can make a whole new planet.

Man he his so salty, duh no wounder dude he is a Jonah.

by Communism_Online October 26, 2017

Jochened

To fail at something so bad, the word fail just can't suffice to describe the level of fail you or the event in question has.

Our teams jochened the game yesterday, 0-100

by chippidysan April 22, 2009

Jocha

A hot beverage served in Queensland (Australia) which combines the caffiene hit from Coffee with the chocolately goodness of Milo.

Named a Jocha as its creator (Jamie) considered it a form of 'Mocha' and therefore dubbed it 'A Jocha: Mocha by Jamie'.

This drink has fast become one of the most popular hot beverages in Queensland and is quickly spreading to the rest of Australia.

Person 1: Hey mate, can I get you a mocha while i am down at the coffee machine.

Person 2: Get stuffed, I'll have a Jocha instead thanks chump

by pedalofogus August 3, 2011