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Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.
That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob
by Henrkn July 25, 2019
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Hans

A person who behaves to the equivalent of narcissistic tyrant. He or she thinks they are better at everything, usually uses the term "pro" to describe themselves and is usually if not always bad or has broken English
"I would hang out with him, but he is such a hans"
by i have November 16, 2019
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Han

Han is the greatest person you will ever meet and ps hem forever streaks. han is a stunner we stan and she’s just the most modest and she’s a great fuck buddy.
han: ‘i am not beautiful!’
the universe: ‘yes you are now shush that cute mouth of yours’
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Han

A Asian Name for girl who are just literal crackheads. Laughing non-stop then some days not at all. Hans personalities are contagious and once you catch wind of their laughing storm you can’t help but get roped in and laugh too
by PalmTreePotato May 11, 2019
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Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.
Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.
by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019
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han yacht

Them guys over there. Guys that will drink anything with alcohol in it.
Take that Budweiser to them Han Yachts.
by Beavertbd May 25, 2019
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Hans Richtigdübel

A known german tense to describe a nicely built Joint. (basically just a blunt)
A: You guys are gonna be baked asf
B: What have you done?
A: Well, i built a Hans Richtigdübel!
by SternburgRitchburg September 4, 2019
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