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Harry Potter 

The name of the hero of the wide-spread Harry Potter books and movie series, written by J.K. Rowling.

It sparked the revival of reading in children, and later, the explosion of fanfictions and very strange couplings (like, Draco and Harry). It has also made popular the activity of lining up for six hours in costume outside a bookstore of movie theater for a new release.

It has caused many a strife, whether it be between Harry-Hermione and Ron-Hermione shippers, or between Twilighters and HPers. Also, many boys who tend to look like Harry Potter (that is, dark hair and with glasses, no matter the color of his hair or eyes) are split with being extremely annoyed by it or being very honored.
It is common knowledge among the Harry Potter community that Harry Potter is better than Twilight, that Rubert Grint is now officially the hottest ginger and Tom Felton the hottest blond in the world, and that Cedric Diggory died and was turned into a sparkly vampire.
Recently, the Harry Potter craze has redirected from the finished books to the website My Life is Average and the musical A Very Potter Musical.
I spend my free time going to Walmart in my full Ravenclaw gear and screaming AVADA KEVDARA at any employee that tries to kick me out.

My childhood ended when I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

I'm gonna start a Quidditch team at my school! I'm so cool!
Harry Potter by andrea_33304 December 27, 2009

Harry Potter 

"Man, she sure does have a Harry Potter!"

"Did you see the Harry Potter on her?"

"Oh gross, I can see her Harry Potter sticking out of her bikini."

"She needs to trim up her Harry Potter."

"I'd like to tap that Harry Potter."

"I love it when a girl goes all Harry Potter down there."

"I'm not into girls with a Harry Potter."

Harry Potter 

A guy's hairy "O" ring.
If Keith keeps screwing with me I'm gonna shove a steel pipe up his Harry Potter.
Harry Potter by Harry Pockets August 2, 2008

Harry Potter 

A book/film series published by British author J.K Rowling and directed by David Yates, often flamed by illiterate bastards and tween fangirls that enjoy Twilight, although it is more well-written, neatly punctuated, and has a better storyline than Twilight.
Tween: OMG TWILIGHT ROX!!!!!!!!!!111!11ONE HARRY POTTER SUX!!!!!!!!!!111

Harry Potter fan: Lovely.

Harry Potter 

A well-written series of books that may seem childish, but gets quite dark in the later novels. Some of them can be very long books, but are very interesting. Coincidentally, one could replace the word "Penis" with a word in the title and it would make sense.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Penis
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Penis
Harry Potter and the Penis of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Penis
Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Penis
Harry Potter and the Deathly Penis
Harry Potter by RampagingAcorn July 26, 2010

Harry Potter 

1.PURE LOVE <3
2. if there is one boy in the world that you would want to fall in love with, that'd be Harry Potter.
3. Great books, Terrible movies (so far).
loser- "Harry Potter is soooo gay."
me- "dude, is that maskara on ur eyelashes?"
Harry Potter by Neusha February 24, 2009