gut-hammer

n-a term of endearment for the male sexual organ.

He gave her the gut-hammer.

by USNAVSPY July 29, 2006

gut infection

A bacterial infection of the bowel,

easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.

It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,

however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.

synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...

-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!

I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!

by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013

Gutting a Fish

To finger or have sex with a woman

Im gutting a fish tonight.

by Gordon J Ramsay July 14, 2019

Gut Angel

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, in which you defecate on your partners stomach, and afterwards toilet paper is used to give the turd the appearance of wings.

My partner asked me for a Cleveland Steamer, but being a good church going individual, I compromised with a gut angel instead.

by Loving Brian August 11, 2012

gut health

It makes you poop (go #2, make a boom boom etc.)

Caffeine and other stimulants are known to be good for you gut health (aka they make you poop)

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

gut-gagger

A gas station / convenience store hotdog, usually of dubious quality and freshness.

I stopped at the Slurp & Burp to grab a couple of gut-gaggers and a Coke for lunch.

by BDOG47 July 28, 2016

Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.

Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!

by kikishorty September 28, 2021