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Ham Grenade

Any small pork-based product which does not require refrigeration and can therefore be kept on one's person for extended journeys; usually associated with mail-order holiday food baskets. i.e. summer sausages and miniature ham.
"We have a long drive ahead of us. Let's grab a ham grenade for the road."
by Foobaknid February 6, 2010
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Soup Grenade

omg, I think I am going to have Mexican soup grenades from eating at Taco Bell..
by tlay January 22, 2011
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gut grenade

Something that you get from McDonalds that makes your gut feel like it was punched in the stomach a few times.
I was in a hurry so I had to get a gut grenade....man that hurts!!!
by Lil Duff 2008 October 1, 2008
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shit grenade

When someone shits in the toilet and most of the poop ends up under the seat on the back of the bowl as poop shrapnel.
Chris went to make mud in the bathroom at work, and noticed that someone had pulled the pin on a shit grenade.
by PETR FITZWELL May 11, 2009
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Swag Grenade

When someone has so much swag that the onlooker feels like they were hit with a grenade of pure swaggage.
Jeff: Hey man, you heard of that mofo Tyler the Creator?
Cliff: Yeah what about him?
Jeff: I saw a pic of him man. Felt like I was hit with a swag grenade!
Cliff: For serious???
Jeff: For definitely.

Christy: Hey you dropped somethin.
Robin: *looks down*
Christy: Your swag!
Robin: That's a lie! That onlooker there took one glance at me and she looked like she was hit with a swag grenade!
Christy: You're right. Forgive me.
by John Enken September 30, 2011
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butt grenade

dude, i need a new toilet, i had another butt grenade go off!!
by the muffin man :) January 24, 2009
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Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!
by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009
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