porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

ass for grass

When a girl lets u hit it for weed. Or when a girl trades sex for weed.

Friend 1 - ugh I wish i could fuck Samantha

Friend 2 - she's a stoner, ask her for ass for grass

by Yeaaa098 June 12, 2017

Suspicious Grass

The good kush.

My dad held out a baggie of my weed and said “Care to explain this suspicious grass, Son?”

by Merpedewerpe June 2, 2018

grass parrot

Aussie slang for a Green Parrot.

Oi Shazza! The fuckin grass parrots are in me yard again!

by BazzaVB December 12, 2017

Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"

You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend

by Frqnklin November 13, 2022

grass is blue

If someone says "grass is blue" they mean they just burnt down 3 houses yesterday, or they have a small brain.

Person 1: yo man the grass is blue
Person 2: dude tf.

by Amigo_Lololol April 19, 2023