Grass FC

The best football club in the world. We have the best players and the greatest squad in the world. No one matches us in terms of quality and in banter.

How did Grass FC do in the Champions League mate
Oh, they won it for the third time in a row

by AFC_Nick August 1, 2021

red grass

when an idiot proposes a dumb question.

bro that's such a red grass moment..

by shmoopy doopy February 24, 2022

Step on grass

You say this to someone who is so obsessed in the internet and has no life outside of it. Someone who stays inside his room to make drama in the internet instead of going outside to step on grass and enjoy life.

Fat man: you are suck and loser
You: my guy you should really step on grass and get a life.

by Æï July 6, 2021

grass is blue

If someone says "grass is blue" they mean they just burnt down 3 houses yesterday, or they have a small brain.

Person 1: yo man the grass is blue
Person 2: dude tf.

by Amigo_Lololol April 19, 2023

ass for grass

When a girl lets u hit it for weed. Or when a girl trades sex for weed.

Friend 1 - ugh I wish i could fuck Samantha

Friend 2 - she's a stoner, ask her for ass for grass

by Yeaaa098 June 12, 2017

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"

You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend

by Frqnklin November 13, 2022