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Emily’s theory on the United States Government

Emily’s theory on the United States Government states that if president Biden does not soon realize he is acting like a commie and that the American people are over it he will find himself no longer the president of the United States.
And I said to the president if you do not believe in Emily’s theory on the United States Government then you can test it at your earliest convince.
by Beau Dean November 16, 2021
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US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP

Brainchild of the legendary arms inventor John Moses Browning, it is a single action, short recoil operated, magazine fed auto loader. This venerable pistol had seen service in the US armed forces for 85 years since its official adoption in 1911. Originally chambered in the new (at the time) .45 ACP (automatic Colt pistol) The .45 "Auto" cartridge is a direct descendant of the much older .45 COLT revolver cartridge. The pistol was beginning to be replaced in the late 1980's by the Beretta 92f (M9 military designation) chambered in NATO standard 9x19mm. The 1911 pistol still remains popular in military service in special forces detachments such as Army Rangers, Delta and certain US Marine units. This pistol/cartridge combination has been battle proven as a very tough and reliable military sidearm. The Vietnam war wound studies of US military trauma surgeon Dr. Martin Fackler have revealed that the .45 has excellent terminal ballistics even in a military 230 gr. hardball round. In the civil market this firearm and newer various clones remain one of the most popular pistol types particularly for concealed carry and defense.
I choose .45", "because needing to shoot twice is just silly. " "US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP is the only pistol I will ever need!"
by thebluelightning June 29, 2010
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Government Fent

opioid substitution therapy (suboxone/methadone)

funded by your local government entity for free.
"gotta go get my Government Fent before the pharmacy closes"
by whyzyk January 17, 2025
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Vibe Government

A YOLO style of governance that yeets careful planning, logic, and boring expert advice into oblivion, and instead pushes untested “hotfix” policies straight to prod based purely on trending memes, viral TikToks, and whatever idea is currently vibing. Leaders deploy policy changes via quick tweets (“ship it first, write specs never!”), leaving boring bureaucrats scrambling to turn chaotic vibes into actual laws nobody reads. Citizens become perpetual beta testers of society’s “main branch,” experiencing constant rollbacks, merges, and reverts, as vibe-shifts dictate policy changes faster than anyone can debug. Welcome to governance by continuous deployment—where nothing’s stable, everything’s urgent, and the vibe is all that matters.
Ever since the president embraced Vibe Government, citizens wake up daily to policy updates announced through viral TikToks, unsure if today's trending meme will become tomorrow's law.
by vibegov April 19, 2025
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Government mind Control

Usually fantasys like laws, money, and other bullshit based on there paranoid bullshit

but mainly is the use of nanotech in vaccines to cause tinnitus on sides of the brain acting as binairial beats actings as someone asking permisstion on linking something to an emotion, u can tell when the hook is placed by a ring on one side, brain having a sound thats constant to a ringing feeding of of bodys electrical charge.
You can tell when the hook is tying to catch a fish u could say but a light pressure on the opposite side of the head from the ringing, causing subconcious changes in body features, hence reptiles and possibly sacral energy
government mind control, its just some game they play to keep there slaves to busy to leave there fantasy, its only the spartans who give birth to men not so fn laws or titles
by MyneOwedWoos June 20, 2023
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Government

A sick and twisted group of people that make School mandatory and removed Lolis
My opinions:

Lolis:

It’s not that lolicon should be legal it’s that it HAS to be legal. The government (or whoever is behind banning Lolis) ruined the best part of hentai. Hentai is nothing without lolis. My reason givin is that yes child pornography should be illegal but lolis are different. Lolis are animated characters and not real people. Lolis didn’t do ANYTHING wrong. Lolis don’t deserve the torture that the fucking government gives them.

School:

A bad place where you get punished for existing.
by EpicGamer2272 September 19, 2021
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Government

Personally the Government sucks, you have to pay the government to live. If u dont have money you're gonna fucking die..
by FuckGovernment January 14, 2021
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