Dick Flower

It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.

My kidney stone is causing me to have a dick flower.

by Dick Flower July 19, 2011

Flowerist

Someone who is opposed to flowers. Someone who doesn't want to be near a flower, hates a flower.. etc.

Guy 1: I love flowers, do you love flowers?
Guy 2: I find flowers Disgusting and Repulsive.
Guy 1: Oh then! I find you flowerist.

by Aleksen April 14, 2009

Flower-Stamper

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

flower porn

flowers that look like inappropriate content

Mr. Guinezz taught us about flower porn the other day, it was a pretty lit class my dood.

by yoyomagnet August 26, 2017

flowery path

to give luck to oneself or to others; a figurative expression in the sense of 'hope to have a good life'

Chelsea: His family is getting better now.
Kyle: I hope they walk a flowery path!

by olivoliverlovesyou June 12, 2018

butt flowers

The act of passing gas.

Dude come and smell this, I just let out some butt flowers.

by KyleJS April 5, 2008

making flowers

verb
The act of consensual love-making between a half-brother and half-sister, usually involving one, or more, mentally challenged participant.

"Where Earl and Earline at?"
"Oh they's making flowers in the barn."

by Tetra_Quad April 21, 2014