Fat fuckin eggroll

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt

You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll

by Devin the pedophile May 2, 2017

beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 May 5, 2018

diego my eggo

diego my eggo is a mix between diego and an eggo. you cand put syrup on it but it wont tast good.

diego my eggo can you pass the syrup please

by diggerfilms June 9, 2018

wacky wacky eggs and backy

the correct thing to say to someone in the morning.

wacky wacky eggs and backy, it’s breakfast time.

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Kill it with eggs before it lays fire!

Self explanatory.

You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

Coined by spook AKA zombitini

*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”

by zombitini September 20, 2020

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Frazier theme song

At the very end of his intro song

... Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

by TamRen August 26, 2023