Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure

Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”

by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022

turbo edging

Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.

Batman was turbo edging to Arkhams live stream of Harley Quinn in the shower.

by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023

edge of a cracker

The most Caucasian out of all Caucasian people

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker

by Booming July 28, 2016

Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

waters edge

Shit ton of rich people with huge ass houses.

That nigga lives in Waters Edge, he rich.

by 🅱️ig Ni🅱️🅱️a November 1, 2017

edges burnt

when something is too shocking "wig snatched" "edges burnt"

Person A: "Did you see Jaynesha? I told her, her tan is faker than her personality"
Person B: OMG edges burnt, wig snatched!

by urbanIG May 16, 2018

edge-worthy

good form of being edgy.

being edgy but not EDGY edgy

dude you're is pretty hardcore, i like your style, you are edge-worthy

by DRRICH September 1, 2020