Dooch

This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.

"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"

by Mickey thirtyfive March 17, 2009

Ditcher

A person that ditches all of their friends all the time.

Ditcher: Hi, I am Jess and I like to ditch my friends 24/7 because I am the queen of ditching.

by Double_Bitcher June 14, 2009

doche

a doche is a pussy that is wider than it is deep.

dude i hooked up with my girlfriend lastnight and i totally put my chode in her doche.

by chodey doche July 21, 2006

Tab Dotching

Tab Dotching is a term for cheating in Garry's Mod. It can be done if some annoying kid starts to ddos the victim while they're spamming the tab key. It is very malicious and should be avoided.

Oh my lord that kid is a Tab Dotcher!
Watch out a Tab Dotcher!
Stop Tab dotching!

by BeepTeeBops October 24, 2020

ditch

(noun) a mash of dick and bitch. A universal word that can be used for both genders

"That girl stood me up on the blind date"
"Sorry man, she's such a ditch"

by sarahlikesyourface June 25, 2012

Leck mich doch am Zückerli

Kiss my ass / Fuck you

Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?

Pers 2: Diet

Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?

Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.

Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo

Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.

by quebbbbb September 19, 2021

Ditchpig

A wayward woman who allows men to run trains on her in public places such as fields and at the side of roads

That hos a ditchpig me and my boys hit it last night

by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009