Dog

Doggo

Doggo “ doggo doggo “
Other doggo “doggo”

by Chargerforphone696969 April 2, 2021

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021

Dogs

British Slang for Someone’s Toes.

John: *takes his socks off*
Glen: Put your dogs away John!
John: *puts socks back on* Sorry Glen

by ashmalacast December 18, 2022

dog

the dog that was run over by your blind dad.

your dog was not chasing butterflies.

by internetgod14 March 17, 2021

Dog

Dog

Dog

by Classyboujeeratchet May 29, 2020

dog

woof wof woof woof woof. woof woof woof. woof, woof woof woof.

Dog: Woof!

by HoodieKat January 27, 2019

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023