Cyrus Shelton

Meatball shitter dumb ass hoe, worked on the set of two girls one cup ass an extra anal hole

Is that Cyrus Shelton?
The amazing pornstar?

by Sceneric June 1, 2020

cyrus

A lonely man with no way to pull a woman. He has been rejected many times and is very short and ugly. He will never have sex and will never touch a woman, much less kiss her. He has moles all over his face and has horrible eyesight and fashion sense

Wow! This Cyrus has no women!

by dhahsjbsbdbd November 20, 2023

Billy Ray Cyrus

A beast. Literally shrek in human form, and that’s offensive to shrek.

Billy Ray Cyrus looks like a BEAST!!!

by Coachbeast69 July 27, 2019

Cyrus

a cool person who fucked ur mom

person 1: damn that's cyrus. isn't he cool?
person 2: yeah but he fucked my mom

by cyanidecheerios March 15, 2022