commentfarming

Any technique used to raise ones comment count on any forum, blog, or comment section, that keeps records of and display individual comment counts. Most notable techniques are, trolling, spamming, or playing dumb to goat people.

Speaker two: don't lie you have at least 500.

Speaker one: I don't know what your talking about it only about 100.

Speaker two: dude its 500 check the counter

Speaker one: are you sure?

speaker two: Ok now you are just commentfarming

by M. Van Dunkelschreiber May 1, 2014

Comment Attention Whore

Person on youtube who writes "Like if You're watching in 2016" or "im only 13 and all listen is punk rock. am i cool yet?"

God that kid is such a Comment Attention Whore.

by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016

commit to su

To commit to Suicide University

This bitch is annoying as fuck imma bout to commit to SU

by Sokka476 June 2, 2018

Commit picture frame in head

Commit picture frame in head means when you smash your head into a picture frame and die

“I was so mad at my brother for eating my M&MS I decided to make him commit picture frame in head.”

by Smexy mommy June 3, 2019

Commit Power Button

When you want to die you commit power button

I want to commit power button

by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink

Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD

by 8 ball player September 4, 2019

Comments disabled

A phrase seen at the bottom of videos to indicate that whoever created the video has truly fucked up.
Exceptions to this are if they were protesting the structural changes that happened to youtube in the past in which users were required to have a google+ account to post comments or if they were tired of people spamming their comments section with spam links.

I see the comments disabled. Now let's see what they fucked up

by Farisvir_22 September 23, 2019