colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.

My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!

by QuacksO November 25, 2016

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Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.

"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!

by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021

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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024

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Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.

Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.

by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021

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