(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
Get the colon lockmug. by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
Get the Colonizer Daymug. Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
Get the colon queue-jumpermug. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;
epic colons:
1: 2: 3:
1: 2: 3:
by YeetoWords May 3, 2022
Get the colonmug. 
an expression, thought, idea or behavior that exists or is upheld as a remanant of past colonial beliefs. These are sometimes not concious acts but instead may come as a "slip" into formerly held ideas from the speaker's society.
-ugh, i am so embarassed of my accent, i don't want to talk to anyone at this party.
-girl! come on now, get over that colonizer's hangover. dont't let yourself feel shame for where you come from!
-girl! come on now, get over that colonizer's hangover. dont't let yourself feel shame for where you come from!
by soquetemojado January 26, 2024
Get the colonizer's hangovermug. by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022
Get the colon cleansingmug.