chunky custard

that moment when you piss, cum, and shid all at once.

hey steve wanna come in and help me

yeah, what's up

I need you to help me finish this chunky custard.

by Titties.yes September 26, 2022

Chunky Bumping

when you fuck a fat girl

Scott got caught chunky bumping Sarah.

by Abcd 7890 June 26, 2023

chunky twix

when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.

flint is producing a chunky twix as we speak!

by poopsynooties May 29, 2021

Chunky Kath

A 'Chunky Kath' is a term given to the girl of the friend group who is the most likely to pinch anything that can be consumed, be it the vodka at the pre-drinks, your flatmate's chezzie-blues or your other mate's chicken nuggets. This is a term coined in the North of England but usually in the Greater Manchester and Stockport area. It is a very localised saying, but every friend group has one. Traditionally these are also the girls who are most likely to deny they want anything until they see others with something - for example, when they begin the night out on cans of cider and finish on everyone else's spirits.

"You having another one of my nuggets? You're such a Chunky Kath!"
"Our Chunky Kath has nicked my vodka again"

by chloe1212 April 24, 2017

chunky pussy

WHEN DAT PUSSY MAD CHUNKY

Jim: Yo remember that transvestite I smashed last night

Jack: Yea of course, she looked like Bruce Jenner
Jim: Well anyway she had a total Chunky Pussy

by Parvati Hakeem January 17, 2021

chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.

You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.

by the brains at work October 05, 2010

chunky dory

When a man is a little heavy set, but not so much so that one could define him as fat.

Jacob has gotten chunky dory since the last time I saw him. He must’ve been eating a lot of hotdogs.

by clapemcheeks February 14, 2024