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Chocolating

Specifically shopping for chocolate.
Hey girls! When you are having a chocolate craving, what do you want? CHOCOLATE! Well, go chocolating! Pack up the kids, wrangle your husband, grab a group of girlfriends, or hit the town alone and find a chocolate shop. Basically, GO CHOCOLATING!!! Sure, you will come home and eat a boat-load of chocolate. Sure, you will regret it later, but that's why chocolating means "shopping for chocolate". How often do you really go shopping? huh, what was that? Oh, only once a week?...Well, if you only do it once a week, it can't be all that bad for you. So, let loose! When you get the urge, take life by the horns and go CHOCOLATING!!!
by CocoTaster2Silvertongue August 17, 2011
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Chocolate Valentine

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.
"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "
by Ghost84 August 7, 2013
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chocolate trombone

Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.
Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.
by deviant irishman April 26, 2014
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chocolate sled

The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.
Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.

Girl two: bitch you cray.
by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014
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Chocolate Arm

When you shove ones arm up ones anus
And it leave a bit of fecies on the arm
"hmmm it appears that that, in fact, you have given me a chocolate arm"
by The charming text March 10, 2015
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Chocolate Liar

The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.
Linda for a girl who raves about loving chocolate and never eating it, you are a chocolate liar.
by AdamJak December 9, 2014
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Chocolate Speed Bump

The act of fingering a woman's rectum while getting road head. In addition to fully perform the classic speed bump, preferably a speed bump should be driven over a pothole would also suffice.
Hey Joe, I gave Becca a chocolate speed bump while driving through the university campus yesterday, she loved it!
by hankdid June 29, 2015
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