Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.

Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.

by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021

Chinese Raindrops

The soft massage an Asian masseuse uses on your back letting you know the flip and happy ending hand job is coming.

I knew this massage was gonna have a happy ending when she started doing the Chinese raindrops all over my body.

by Cuozzimoto April 12, 2021

Chinese stairs

When you get in a fight with your friend and try to cover it up

Hey man what happened,you look like somone punched you?!
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs

by Perzephone December 20, 2019

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016

The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.

"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."

by Just_Tom April 9, 2010

Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 4, 2021

Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.

Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.

by Tiny nips August 30, 2013