A smashed face resulting from being hit by a flying chair. Usually occurs when recipient has done something offensive or causes stress to the person throwing the chair.
by jennyb52 June 12, 2015
Get the Chair Facemug. by Anonymochka December 19, 2008
Get the Chair hogmug. by Seshie February 19, 2009
Get the smoke the chairmug. Aussie slang for shit yeah. Used when trying to emulate a rough as guts aussie bloke who agrees with ones point or argument.
Rex: "Hey Gary, do you agree that the local pub should reduce the price of their pints back down to $5?"
Gary: "Ahhh Chit Chair i do. Bloody thieves they are.."
Gary: "Ahhh Chit Chair i do. Bloody thieves they are.."
by pedroew November 12, 2009
Get the Chit Chairmug. The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.
The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.
by Nicholas R July 2, 2007
Get the chair hipsmug. A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.
by thefatman123456 June 21, 2009
Get the broken chairmug. by h.legge September 16, 2011
Get the Chair Rapistmug.