Burdle

to fuck your life; often referred to as FML

I hate my life, burdle.

by blahblahblahahahahah November 14, 2010

The Butler

The name of the unique delivery of snob sperm to a swallowing female. By depositing your gentleman's relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.

Ian: I have chased after you for so long now Tash that I just want you to swallow my semen without a care in the world.

Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.

by DJSwiss May 25, 2012

burleson

Hick cesspool, in which everyone is related to Kelly Clarkson. An active breeding ground for racial prejudice and ignorance.

where are you from?
burleson
where are your white sheets and burning cross?

by cathycrawdad December 29, 2010

burlesque nest

a collection of females who are usually hot enough to be clones of bettie page,tempest storm, or dita von teese.

"i walked into the bowling alley and was instantly entangled in a burlesque nest."

by bean betty September 28, 2007

Bartleson

Last Name: Bartlesons Are Great Lovers, Fighters and Thinkers. Very Nobel and Very Attractive

Tod Bartleson Is a cool dude

by Bartleson May 7, 2009

Bartlesville

The best little city in Oklahoma. The firendlist people you will ever meet. Often overlooked due to its funny name and small size. Don't forget to go to the Woolaroc wildlife preserve!!

Joe: Dude, I'm going to Bartlesville next week.
John: Where the hell is that?
Joe: It's this awesome town in Oklahoma!!

by HayHay<3 August 15, 2011

burple

An aviation term that denotes the point at which the air flowing over an airplane wing starts to become turbulent. This turbulence can cause the airplane to stall.

The pilot was trying to climb fast and the wing angle was so great that it reached the burple point and caused the plane to stall.

by boxofhammers August 17, 2009