Someone who believes so much in the drivel that the bible spews, they must smack there head with it repeatedly at night.
by Condoso122 January 28, 2012
by ... February 06, 2004
Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.
by Fake it till ya make it May 27, 2015
See bible dumping. One who dumps their significant other as soon as they get an inclination God wants them to. This is most of the time just an excuse for bad people to shift the blame of ending a relationship.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.
by ABetty June 08, 2020
When someone continuously shoves bible verses at you and try to teach you their ways against your will.
by lalalou92 September 20, 2015
A way of life according to the LAD commandments. The leaders of the LAD cult. All commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com
The LAD Bible commandments
#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.
#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.
by Sherminator123 May 20, 2012