squeaky beef

A heavily processed roast beef pressed into a loaf. When sliced, the roast beef has a slimy, iridescent appearance and has a distinctive squeaky feeling when chewed. This roast beef is commonly served in cafeterias and fast food restautants.

I can't eat fast food roast beef sandwiches anymore because they all use squeaky beef.

by webster _c January 31, 2007

beef bazooka

The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.

She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

Soz Beef

"Soz Beef" is a sarcastic term to apologise to someone who is either hypocritical, stupid, or just too easy to take the piss out of. It is also used in place of "Like I care!"

"Your doin it wrong!!!!!"
"Soz beef!"

"Your not supposed to put THAT much cream in the soup"
"Soz Beef!"

by GazNVixDicto May 1, 2010

corned beef

the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon

ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light

by sweetpictureofpetey March 23, 2010

Beef Snorkel

When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.

While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.

by Ass Eater 10 July 1, 2008

jet beef

Means whatever you want it to.

Damn, that is so jet beef, dude.

by Shaydizzle August 4, 2006

Beef-flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging.

Angie was passed out so Liz beef-flapped her.

by mc1212 March 5, 2012