A pomegranate. Lovely red leathery-skinned fruit, with little bitty corn-shaped berry type seeds inside. The seeds are the edible part.
Me: "Let's go to the store and get a Chinese apple to eat."
Friend: "Don't you mean a 'pomegranate'?"
Me: "Well, we called them Chinese apples when I was little."
Friend: "Don't you mean a 'pomegranate'?"
Me: "Well, we called them Chinese apples when I was little."
by Turkey Trot November 15, 2010
Get the Chinese applemug. The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.
by rlafountain12 November 6, 2015
Get the apple smashingmug. A brightly optismistic interjection that encourages hope and happiness, while diminishing all that is evil, sour, depressing, inconvenient, and painful about life. This magical interjection usually provokes a smile. It is the verbal antidote to any form of negativity. It is the sugar in the lemonade.
Person 1: Oh no! I didn't get my work done today, just as I never do. On top of that, I have to replace my flat tire and find some way to lie my way out of jury duty. Oh, and my girlfriend just discovered that I've been calling my ex. And yeah, I've got food poisoning too, and I think my appendix just burst.
Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!
Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!
by satisficationJDH December 9, 2009
Get the Positive Applesmug. A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.
I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.
by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009
Get the Crack Applemug. by thecreepyjanitor1012 December 4, 2016
Get the coon applemug. The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.
Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!
by GrappleCare June 21, 2009
Get the Apple Fieldmug. Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker
by Krusty Krew Klub March 24, 2023
Get the Apple Pickermug.