He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
by LaQuifa December 2, 2014

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?
Guy 2: What!?
Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!
Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat
Guy 2: What!?
Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!
Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat
by Ladiishox October 25, 2009

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"
by G. Edward September 14, 2008

by catzillarumgirl January 2, 2008

A Pointless Tattoo. Normally worn on the upper arm or accross the shoulders. The male version of a 'tramp stamp'. Usually tribal markings. Great if you are from a Polynesian Island but pointless if you if live in the suburbs.
Michael worked in a factory by day but a night he liked to wear a sleeveless shirt to show off his twat tatts. Then every one would know he still a free spirit at heart and may be a little bit hard as well.
by df1968 August 23, 2011

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012
