Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 07, 2020

Eva Muir

Short but sweet.

Eva Muir is so small but so cuddly so lucky to have her sweet smile around

by achoo256 July 11, 2022

eva tierney

Eva tierney is a ginger

Omg eva tierney is “ginger”

by Harry parkes March 20, 2023

eva afta daft & dafta

As time progresses, idiocacy increases.

Foolish lafta progresses to eva afta daft & dafta.

by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2010

eva since my brotha died

ur gay 🤭

marta : EVA SINCE MY BROTHA DIED
kids : shes deffo gay

by monkeydoo069 May 14, 2022

Eva Brawny

interchangeable name for female spouses of fascist Qpublican men

Jocelynn was watching the news and saw Melanoma Trump flash by the screen. "oh shit, there goes Eva Brawny again." her roommate Carol chimed in and said "wait, hode up: I thought that was Kim Guilfoyle?" Jocelynn, not missing a beat, retorted "well, Eva Brawny broadly applies to any wife of a male fascist. Casey DeSantis, who is corrupt AF just like Ronald, is the latest one"

by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2023

Eva Salas

(Eva Salas) definition: Someone angelic & stunning that always comes into everyone’s life and makes it way better. Or #1 gang banger of all time!

Example: “Omg have you seen the new girl! She’s so Eva Salas I wish I was her.”

by yakuna44 February 08, 2023