Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
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top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
by Squealpiggy September 19, 2005
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zz top

by shanediesel September 27, 2005
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zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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top drawer

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.
by Geoff June 04, 2003
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Top Fighter

Top Fighter -

Noun

A Top Fighter can be used to describe any Gypsy or traveller, but it specifically applies to Irish Tinkers.
Man of the roads, man of the lanes, man of the day, a travelling man; a Top Fighter.
by TopFighter August 11, 2010
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throw the top

To give head
To give a blow job
To perform oral sex
Moe: Hey Alice you wanna throw the top?
Alice: Ew no I don't do that shit!
by Slutty p December 16, 2013
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