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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
mugGet the Mr. Steal Yo Mealmug.

steal-able bitch

A girl that was in a relationship when u met and u stole…. That makes her a steal-able bitch because it’s likely she will be stolen from u the same way u stole her… she won’t hold u down.
“She was Tyrones girl but chad stole her… she’s a steal-able bitch don’t go for her.@
by Baby Rayne July 8, 2021
mugGet the steal-able bitchmug.

steal treasure

(verb) the act of destroying an individual and swiping what was formerly their valuables
look at that H-mo. let's kill him and steal his treasure
by mephisto May 28, 2003
mugGet the steal treasuremug.

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