Kittle-picturing

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.

Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?

by spider monkey May 19, 2009

took my picture

when a dress-wearing female parts her legs for a view of her underclothing.

Becky took my picture today as I sat across from her at lunch.

by hofferstadt May 27, 2009

Jordo Picture

A picture taken by a girl of herself, characterized by a peace sign and her tongue sticking out

Oh my god ! That girl took ANOTHER jordo picture !!!

by Stormie3 March 20, 2011

National Thigh Picture Day

August 14th is National Thigh Picture Day, so if you ask any girl to send you thigh pics, they have to!

Josh: Bro! Today is National Thigh Picture Day
You: Really? Did you ask any girls for thigh pics yet?

by Sen! August 14, 2021

Parody profile picture

When a profile picture is out of the ordinary and different from the others in the past.

“Did you see Dave’s new profile pic? He’s never serious in his pics. It has to be a parody profile picture.”

by VivaEspana1 March 20, 2021

Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.

Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture

by Made Werritt September 8, 2020

inverted colors picture

When color inversion is turned on, multiple images of lesbian sex and naked women appear.

Dude, I looked up inverted colors picture on Google and got really horny.

by Ritardondo September 15, 2016