zombie status

zombie status is the state of mind when you are so tired but yet you have to be awake either to work or for school.

dude1: hey do you work today?
dude2: yeah it sucks, i work tonight. im working while on zombie status.
dude1: wow that sucks. good luck with that.
dude2: i hope i dont fall asleep, i need this job.

by military dude June 6, 2010

bass zombie

1. The concert-goer (usually to EDM concerts) who stands as close to the bass speakers as they can.
2. Someone who loves the fuck outta music with phat bass and listens to it as loud as possible without damaging their eardrums.

"So Chris and I were at a concert the other day and we saw a bunch of bass zombies over at the speakers. Insane."

by LaggyCrow April 5, 2015

Zombie Joint

A Joint of Marijuana that consists entirely of weed that has been previously vaporized. It is as though the weed has been brought back from the dead in order to fuck your shit up.

Mick: I just vaped like an Oz...
Sam: Yo, lets roll that shit up in a Zombie Joint.

by SerialCereal May 18, 2011

zombie reagan

A more preferrable choice to any Republican in the primaries.

Fred dropped out; so I'd rather vote for Zombie Reagan than Huckabee or McCain!

by lorien1973 January 26, 2008

zombie jesus

An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"

by Christopher Reynolds May 15, 2005

Zombie Baby

A child born as a zombie. Usually a black guy will try to save the zombie baby and end up shooting some poor old woman who works at the Huddle House. Most zombie babys are pwned in the face by a magnum before they can spread the zombie infection.

Also known as "Zombeh baybeh".

Oh my gawd that mexican russian just had a zombie baby SHOOT IT SHOOT IT

by Trout09 December 10, 2008

zombie holocaust

its coming

whats your plan for the zombie holocaust? hope u got guns and spam

by ryry the fly guy January 13, 2009