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Wisconsin wind tunnel

When a man lays a woman on the bed on all 4's and uses a dental device that is often used to stretch open someone's mouth for dental operations, to stretch out the female or males anal cavity to a width wide enough to fit a bong. From there the man then packs a bowl of that afghan grass and puts it into the bong and lights it, the man will then proceed to take hits from the bong. Sometimes this can also be called wind swapping or ass gassing. This sometimes can also flavour the smoke with the scent or taste of the receivers anal cavity.
"Hey Dad!"
"Yea Nathan?"
"Wanna try a Wisconsin wind tunnel tonight with my new kush?"
"Sure bud!"
by Bigpimpin0909 April 24, 2023
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Wisconsin Shot Glass

a Wisconsin shot glass is when you insert cheese into the anus with your choice of alcohol and drink it.
My wife and I did 4 Wisconsin shot glasses in a row.
by jack_fb ttv February 17, 2023
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Wisconsin Potato Chip

Similar to the California Potato Chip in that you fuck a girl and pull out and cum on her back, let it dry and peel it off and eat it potato chip style. The main difference here is if she has some sort of infection or bacteria that makes your jizz taste sort of cheesy.
I thought I was having California Potato Chips, but she must not have used the monistat so it must have been a Wisconsin Potato Chip because it has a cheesy aftertaste.
by Doug G. August 12, 2006
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Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.
We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.
by chrles2394 October 18, 2015
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Take me to Wisconsin

to make a whine line from your present location to the border of Wisconsin
by lesbianwhinelineseeker April 18, 2009
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University of Wisconsin Madison

It is a very good school, but school spirit is for asshole sports fans.
"Scene from University of Wisconsin Madison: Hey, why are all of these dipshits walking out in front my moving car?"

"It's a Badger game."
by Zarathustrabreakingtablets October 17, 2008
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wisconsin harpoon gun

The Art of giving a facial with cheez whiz and semen simultaneously
"Come on baby, lay that wisconsin harpoon gun on me!"
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