by jcornstopper September 8, 2010

Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011

by llottieyyy January 17, 2021

by Pshychoboo October 1, 2020

A Grammy winning song written by Harry Styles about giving a blowjob. The Watermelon Sugar music video shows women pleasing themselves with watermelons. Also, refer to the iconic lyrics from Beyoncé, "I've been drinking watermelon", which is an expression of her giving a BJ and drinking the ejaculation.
Person: What is Watermelon Sugar about?
Harry Styles: I wear penis necklaces, what do you think it's about?
Harry Styles: I wear penis necklaces, what do you think it's about?
by literallyshutupplease March 16, 2021

by Jonica March 31, 2021

by mythiksushi January 31, 2021
