velvetous

a much prettier word for horny for women to use. the cleaner, nicer more feminine version of horny.

"i don't know about you honey, but i'm feeling rather velvetous tonight".

by MappleK July 19, 2014

spiritual velvet

A gender.

She identifies as a spiritual velvet

by anti-pseudonym July 1, 2017

Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 13, 2016

Velvet lightening

Describes an intelligent, ambitious, decent and friendly lady in public, but in private with her husband or committed life partner will desire her man in every part of her body with passion and love from deep within her soul

Joe is extremely happy being married to Tiffany, I think she must be velvet lightening.

by Exbublhed July 24, 2021

Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.

April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was

by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021

Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'

"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."

by Jackyjim January 8, 2022

red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.

We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.

by James Gresham December 19, 2023