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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.
A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.
by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025
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Guy velvet

Is an expression for suave , sexually appealing and simply being the best in entertainment
Ooh that Jack is such a "Guy Velvet " ,look at him smooth talking all those ladies , such finesse and panache
by Udayraj November 23, 2021
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Velvet

smooth and outgoing, pretty goated
Bro that was velvet asf
by the greatest word person guy January 20, 2022
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Velvet jacuzzi

The act of adding bubble bath vaginally accidentally before intercourse. The soapy bubbles mix together to create frothyness that spills out from the vagina. This is due to the agitation of the penis inside the vagina.
Stole the towel my girlfriend after her bubble bath, gave her one hell of a velvet jacuzzi.
by Fathering run perturbed August 27, 2016
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:eyes: BNHA Chaos term for "sex" or "sexual activity" between Bakugo and Kirishima. (Katsuki Bakugo and Eijiro Kirishima)
They first met on a beach and Kiri asked "You want to... make some cookies" then it developed into red velvet cookies with caramel sauce!
Often used amongst Gay or LGBTQ+ people
Yo man, you wanna, red velvet cookies with caramel sauce?
Yo dude, you wanna make some cookies?
by BNHA Chaos Enthusiast October 7, 2020
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