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Velvet and Veneer are the coolest villains out there
by Veneers.boyfriend November 30, 2023
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red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.
We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.
by James Gresham December 19, 2023
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Velvet monster

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.
by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023
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Velvet

Velvet is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. A very naturally beautiful girl and someone who never fails to make you smile. Velvet is someone you would love to spend everyday with and someone you can always count on to be there! She always lights up a room with her smile, she makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what she believes in but dont mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She won't let anything stop her from chasing her dreams. She is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet her you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
Velvet is loyal to anyone she cares for and will never betray you unless you give her a reason to. She is strong, caring, and very loving. She will not approach you at first because she is a little uneasy but once you get to know her she opens up a lot. She has her imperfections but they are perfect. She's not snobby or rude. She's just Velvet
velvet is one of a kind
by velvet November 22, 2021
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Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022
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Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
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Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022
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