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ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of
"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"
by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019
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Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.
Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there
by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019
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smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.
Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!
by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016
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Titty frog

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.

What will Satan do with giant frog tits?

Why! That's a silly question.

Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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litty titty

when things are so lit u make a sexual comment
Joe: This party it litty
Quinn: Yeah litty titty
by ACM15 May 26, 2020
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titty smell

That special brand of odor that you can smell in your bra after you've been out all day tap dancin' for the man.
Question: Why are you sniffing your bra?

Answer: Checking to see if its got titty smell.
by metal_tac0_1977 July 18, 2016
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