THOMAS

A retard who loves league of legends and wants to buy a million fortnite accounts with hardly any skins on it

1 It that Thomas giving money to a stranger, I bet its for a league card or a new fortnite account.
2 Thomas stop playing this stupid game right now and buy my account

by Gxngstakidda December 3, 2018

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Get the THOMASmug.

Thomas.......

Usually extremely obese and unfit. They like to eat and they tend not to smile for photos. They find all sports challenging in particular swimming. Their favourite things to do include:
1. Eating

2. Sleeping
3. Masturbating
4. Watching the sun rise
5. Bullying and injuring younger more feeble children
6. Watching snooker and lacrosse

“ gee my niggas that Thomas....... Guy is such a fat whoreish bully”

by Me and tom April 14, 2019

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Get the Thomas.......mug.

thomas

Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship

Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.

Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die

Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!

Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener

by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020

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