Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.

Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.

by BB Puffin May 25, 2016

if young metro dont trust you

...Is a producer tag by Metro Boomin, but WHAT happens if he doesn't trust you?

...

He's gon' shoot you.

"Hey have you heard Kanye's new song Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1?"
"Yes and Metro Boomin has a producer tag in it. What happens if Young Metro dont trust you?"

by ASdwefvv October 30, 2023

Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018

Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .

Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.

by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 1, 2019

metro

metro aka the kid who extorted a 53 year old pedo out of 35k, also one of the most notorious exiters on the deep web. After taking over 100k from pedophiles, and making them his victims as a kid he switched to hvh. he csgo hvhed for around 2 years, and played under a bunch of weird alias' until going to roblox and staying on the low. he ended up turning into an edater and i cant find him anymore, so if you find metro just tell him krime says hello.

remember "metro"? the kid from og breach?

"metros" an edater now.

by criminaIs May 9, 2023

young metro

The dude you want to be trusted by

If young metro don't trust you ima shoot you.

by 999999999999oooo9999999 July 24, 2016

Macho Metro

A term coined to explain commonly regarded feminine or metrosexual tendencies, activities and behavior in a completely straight male.

Synonyms include: Eurosexual, and Macho Metrosexual

1.)A man watching a football game while eating a steak and drinking a beer in a room full of car magazines and girly mags is considered "Macho".

A man doing the same thing, with the exception of considering repainting the living room with warmer earth tones to compliment the new drapes he got on sale at Target...That's "Macho Metro".

by Panzerbane July 3, 2010