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Reids Massive Cock

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles
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MASSIVE

When ever you hear someone says something is massive, you tell them Ya'll know what else is MASSIVE
LOOOOWWOWOWOO TABERR FAAADEEEE
The map is too massive, but you know what else is massive
LOOOOOOWWW TABBBBERRR FAADDEEEE
by Im actually kanye west December 15, 2024
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Massive

An adjective describing Ninja and his well-known Low Taper Fade.
"The fortnite map is massive. And do you know what else is massive? LOOOO-"
by rufflXP January 21, 2025
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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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Massive

Massive is a term typically used only in Dublin (most commonly Tallaght) to describe something as being good or great.

Can also be used to say someone looks beautiful or stunning, however can get you into a lot of trouble if the recipiant doesn't understand the term.

Keep in mind that it's not something you'd say to describe somewhere or someone, but rather something (I.E., a artical of clothing, food, a night out.)

Instead you should say "They're the craic!" Rather than "They're massive." When referring to them alone.
Girlfriend: "Do you like me dress?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah, 's massive on yah."
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"That food was massive."
"Ya' look proper massive"
by CyberTropolis March 30, 2019
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Massive Pussy

People who are scared of everyone and everything, resorting to violence as a response to that.
Girl: back off dickhead
Viktor:*pulls knife to girl*
Girl: you are a massive pussy
by TommyWidDaDumpy August 15, 2021
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Massive Fatty

A very very Large person who eats a lot of calories daily and loves chicken and chips
Alex Ashcroft from WHITLAND is a massive fatty
by JosephP806 January 30, 2025
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